MatthewJoseph

Barf.

Oct 1st

realrealsoft: i dare you to not find this funny. well,...

Sep 30th

“I might have been too harsh — on dining room tables.”
— Congressman Barney Frank...

Sep 30th

jesseboy: andrewwoj: ztatum: bsreport: The Army Gym...

Sep 30th

topherchris: (via fuckyeahgifs) Best gif ever. Yes.

Sep 30th

streetsofchicago: (via blocksonblox) Work it.

Sep 30th

“The final tally was eight voted ‘yes,’ 15 voted ‘you lie!’”
— JIMMY FALLON, on the Senate...

Sep 30th

I swear I'm still alive.

Just haven’t been Tumbling lately. Hence my Tumblarity of 2. That’s right, 2.

Sep 30th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-7)

Sep 29th

No.

Sep 29th

Lazy Sunday

Tea and movies. Leftover madness for dinner.

Sep 20th

mdfsmash: soupsoup: think4yourself: Capitalism vs....

Sep 20th

Leland’s “I just ate a chunk of jalapeno”...

Sep 20th

I'm in the market for a new hag.

Mine is stuck in New York working for Barney’s. I don’t ask for a lot, just the basics:...

Sep 19th

“The public seriously overestimates the fraction of the...”
— When to ignore public opinion...

Sep 18th

Crisis!

Out of vodka! What to do!? Also, my Tumblarity seems to decrease in direct proportion to my...

Sep 18th

Jack - Where the hell are all the queers you promised us Karen? Even the waiters are straight! Its unnatural.
Karen - Oh honey, black, white, gay, straight, what's the difference? We all finish ourselves off in the end anyways.

Sep 18th

My Tumblr stream is rapidly devolving into a play-by-play of my post-work drinking escapades. ...

Sep 18th

“Shut up Patti Lupone! Shut your brassy magnificent trap! I...”
— Jack McFarland

Sep 18th

cvxn: juliasegal: How to hide beer at work… I wish I...

Sep 18th

Vodka Friday

This Friday I’m enjoying my vodka with some seared scallops and pasta with local tomatoes in a...

Sep 18th

“[N]obody reasonable is making the argument that the entire...”
— Catbus (via notthatkindagay)

Sep 15th

Listen

jesseboy: tlbb:sincerelyandy: Sea Lion Woman- Feist

Sep 15th

He’s crying as he accepts the trophy. Its really heartwarming to see sportsmanship like this....

Sep 15th

Hola Juan Martin Del Potro. Hola indeed.

Sep 15th

Although….I think I can get aboard with a US Open...

Sep 15th

Juan Martin Del Potro beats Federer.

That plus Swayze!? I’ve got a case of the Mondays.

Sep 15th

rand0mflora: :( via static.tvguide.com Why is the...

Sep 15th

Publicist: Patrick Swayze dies at 57

Sep 15th

“The helicopter flew from a U.S. Navy warship offshore, one...”
— U.S. may have killed al Qaeda...

Sep 15th

Union Square, Manhattan. I want to move back to the city...

Sep 15th

notthatkindagay: Ezra Klein - Doctors Support the Public...

Sep 15th

Me & LordOlimar at the corner of Gay & Christopher...

Sep 14th

Do you think there were any gays down in Fraggle Rock?

Sep 14th

Carolina Farm Stewardship Association’s 4th Annual...

Sep 14th

Just kidding. Won’t have to pick up Boyfriend from his lab for another hour and a half. ...

Sep 14th

Ok…enough time at the bar. Heading home to be semi-responsible (ish).

Sep 14th

andyv01c0m: thewarindrew: haha Done and done.

Sep 14th

This is my younger brother Shaun, the newly-winged Navy...

Sep 14th

rand0mflora: pie0: elefantastico:cmygeek everyone go...

Sep 14th

Me & LordOlimar at a wedding. Fearrington Village,...

Sep 14th

Fraternity brothers & Me. A few beers in. Cozumel,...

Sep 14th

I am etc.

alexbalk: Jesus Christ, Amy Winehouse is 26 today? WHAT A WORLD. Mother. Eff.

Sep 14th

Best friend Victoria and Me, sandwiching Lez Zeppelin, an...

Sep 14th

Me & Volcán Pichincha. Outside of Quito, Ecuador. Fall...

Sep 14th

Me, sister, brother. Halloween, early 90s.

Sep 14th

Me & LordOlimar - Ogunquit, Maine, January 2008

Sep 14th

Watch

Mork meets the Fonz, FTW.

Sep 14th

ohryankelley: Who knew Interrupting Kanye was a Pats fan? ...

Sep 14th

3 or 4 people I follow have started...

crnewton: It’s September 14th.  Am I tardy to the party already? I get started on my costume at the...

Sep 14th

lordolimar: Somebody buy this for me.

Sep 14th

Dear New York State

Say NO to Rudy Giuliani for Senate! Sincerely, The Rest of America

Sep 14th

Happy Hour is my favorite hour. Another drink? Yes please.

Sep 14th

tlbb: caetiecakes: kitty, that is one fierce raincoat I...

Sep 14th

It is beyond time for a new job.

I just updated my Monster and Careerbuilder profiles. That is how desperate I am. Please dear holy...

Sep 14th

Durham is boring. At least at home in Connecticut we get to...

Sep 14th

Michael Pollan: Big Food vs. Big Insurance

Sep 12th

poached egg people are the WORST

customer: I'll have a poached egg ... poached soft ... just a little runny. medium. I just don't want it cooked too ...
me: do you want it runny-runny or slightly runny?
customer: runny and a half
me: *gives a five second side-eye*

Sep 12th

crnewton: maxmcknight: theduty: YOU LIE!

Sep 12th

Men's Spring 2010 Shows

I just did a quick scan-through of most of the Spring 2010 Men’s shows and overall I was not...

Sep 11th

Thinking of being doing Matthew Morrison from Glee for...

Sep 11th

I’m thinking of buying a duck at the farmer’s market tomorrow so that I can make Duck a...

Sep 11th

Green Eats

Sep 11th

roybenjamin: tlicious: Chairy Win.

Sep 11th

Watch

soupsoup: Saint of 9/11 A loving tribute to Fire Department Chaplain Father Mychal Judge: parish...

Sep 11th

I think I'm going to drink my dinner...

Sep 11th

I was in high school, in Connecticut. I remember my teacher...

Sep 11th

Watch

soupsoup: mandalay: notthatkindagay: Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-OH) to a birther: “I agree with you,...

Sep 11th

drunkbrunch: Seen at Quincy Market in Boston. YES. I once...

Sep 11th

(via jermainia)

Sep 11th

“One of the leading products of the American food industry...”
— Michael Pollan, NYT: Big Food...

Sep 10th

I tend to start my mornings with three...

I make work a little Kahlua in there one of these days.

Sep 10th

overnight success

anddouglassays: Eric Miller, who’s running against Obama-heckler Rep. Joe Wilson, raised...

Sep 10th

“But there was something clarifying about a Southern good ol’...”
— Andrew Sullivan (via Hey...

Sep 10th

I didn't want to say anything, but I...

Rep. Joe Wilson punched my mom in the neck.

Sep 10th

Pasta alla Norma. Adam finally gives me a reason to use...

Sep 9th

Ordered by most used:people obama love time notthatkindagay...

Sep 9th

Sarah Palin - "Death panels are real."

Sep 9th

fousheezy: Ordered by most used: people night time love...

Sep 9th

soupsoup: blakeley: My friend and co-worker John Cook...

Sep 9th

“Forget about having dinner with Sarah Palin for $25,000...”
— NOT Dinner with Sarah Palin,...

Sep 9th

If I were home right now I’d be making pancakes, cheese grits, eggs, and pot after pot of...

Sep 7th

I'm planning on taking my sister out...

Any suggestions on where to go?

Sep 7th

Israel OKs construction of more settlements -...

Sep 7th

Get in mah belly!

Sep 7th

Reading articles in the NYT about people my age buying $600,000 Brooklyn apartments with a loan from...

Sep 7th

male: Where Professional Models Meet Model Photographers -...

Sep 7th

10 Things Cooking Taught Me About Life -...

Sep 7th

I love it when Male blows up my...

Even better when I’m at work and have to scramble to minimize the screen.

Sep 7th

inothernews: “Hello. I’m Monday. Would you mind if I...

Sep 7th

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!

We spent most of the afternoon cleaning the house and running a few errands. Now we’re...

Sep 6th

folkinz: well, it was britney spears so i was kinda asking...

Sep 6th

Besides which you see, I have confidence...

But then my dad told me I’d never amount to anything, so I applied to work at Kohl’s.

Sep 6th

I've even heard her singing in the...

Bitch you’re singing right now. Nuns in glass houses…

Sep 6th

Ti, a drink with jam and bread.

Maker’s and coke, Sound of Music Sing-a-Long. Hooray.

Sep 6th

“President Obama graduated magna cum laude from Harvard Law...”
— Margaret and Helen (via...

Sep 6th

Hobbits are so gay.

I love it.

Sep 5th

jessicalindsey: Bits of our weekend: Dinner at Bali-Hai in...

Sep 5th

Drinking and watching Lord of the Rings

Probably the same exact thing I would have been doing 4 years ago when I was in college. Oh how the...

Sep 5th

“I could never join PETA - I like fur too much”
— tlbb Same. (via...

Sep 5th

Peace out.

If you need me I’ll be on the couch drinking.

Sep 5th

So I have to make dessert to take to...

crnewton: Needs to serve 10 to 12. Any ideas? Anything crumble. Blueberry crumble. Apple crumble....

Sep 5th

UP ON THE ROOF Mia Keiser, 3, in her family’s pool in...

Sep 5th

Case in point.

Sep 5th

I really want to buy some undeveloped property up in Vermont, build a hobbit-style hill home, and...

Sep 5th

Confession

I’ve never seen a single full episode of Sex and the City. Snippets, but not a full episode....

Sep 5th

Saw this on my drive home from work Friday. Does it remind...

Sep 5th

Once when I was younger Bill Clinton spoke at my elementary school. As soon as I got home that day I...

Sep 5th

I’d like Brett Dennen to sing me to sleep every night. Can someone please arrange that?

Sep 5th

anddouglassays: So what’s a label whore to do when the...

Sep 5th

Saturday FTW

Windows open wide. Bread baking. Cinnamon Fig jam bubbling away on the stove. Sitting on the couch...

Sep 5th

An email to Andrew Sullivan about this...

daveholmes: You say you are ignoring the furor over Obama’s school talk “because it is a fake...

Sep 5th

More people should bake in the nude.

Its just plain fun.

Sep 5th

notthatkindagay: sparklingpants: Joan Crawford and...

Sep 5th

inothernews: soupsoup: think4yourself: Obama’s School...

Sep 5th

Help me Tumblr - should I have another drink or go to bed?

Sep 5th

thatguychad: tlbb: STRAIGHT PEOPLE HAVE TAKEN OVER MY...

Sep 5th

I wonder how many more Peter Mayle books I’ll read before I start dropping names of people I...

Sep 5th

Spell icup, I dare you!

Sep 5th

4th vodka tonic and counting.

Had to take a quick break for sex though. (I’m probably gonna regret this post in the...

Sep 5th

crnewton: Finally! A book that doesn’t sadden me. Heard...

Sep 5th

It looks like my evening commute home is...

Did I mention they tend to run shirtless? Win.

Sep 5th

Anastasia like Russian Royalty. Beaverhausen like…where the beaver lives. - Karen Walker (aka...

Sep 5th

What REALLY happens.

TUMBLR USER: Where the hell are YOU going?
TUMBLARITY: Taking the fucking weekend off. See you at Olive Garden.

Sep 4th

Every new issue of Wine Spectator that arrives in my mailbox spurs an ever-stronger desire to blow...

Sep 4th

“We’re here, we’re queer, give us a light beer!”
— Will & Grace

Sep 4th

GQ editors were also told not to promote the...

Sep 4th

folkinz: “kathy gosselin” or “kate griffin” either way...

Sep 4th

“Reading on the subway is a New York ritual, for the...

Sep 4th

Being gay means never having to say you’re sorry.

Sep 4th

doubledoors: As Americans, I believe that we don’t spend enough time being naked.

Sep 4th

Listen

thatguychad: ROBIN SPARKLES - Let’s Go to the Mall Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOVE THIS SHIT.

Sep 4th

In New York, Seriously Local Honey (NYTimes)

Sep 4th

I don’t get why the gov’t shouldn’t take care of the sick but can tell me who to...

Sep 3rd

Watch

kindafabulous: Celia Cruz (Legend): “Carnaval” Celia Cruz’s career/talent blew my mind.: “No...

Sep 3rd

Cheddar grits, bacon, and a poached egg...

I think I’ll have clogged arteries for lunch.

Sep 3rd

lordolimar: bowlingalleylawyer: iwasjustsayin: O rly? ...

Sep 3rd

crnewton: thatguychad: ...

Sep 3rd

Oh silly little gay boy.

No matter how “hot” you look, you’re still wearing women’s clothing.

Sep 3rd

boggle: adayinboston: Why is The Weather Channel making...

Sep 3rd

Trader Joe’s loves binge drinking.

Sep 2nd

I decided that I want to live my life...

But then I realized I don’t even know what that means.

Sep 1st

This is just adorable.

Sep 1st

Rare photo of a young Larry King surfaces.

Sep 1st

Tila Tequile finally found her one true love.

Sep 1st

Whaddaya lookin at?

Sep 1st

I suck at wrapping gifts.

Does this make me a bad gay?

Sep 1st

Tyler: Do you remember the great gmail break of 2k9?
Annicka: How long was it, even? my sense of time was completely distorted...could have been 2 minutes, could have been 2 days
Tyler: I remember exactly where i was. I was at my desk and someone said, "omg gmail isn't working." and i rushed to check, and gmail wasn't working.
Annicka: I was SO worried about my cousin who works near gmail.
Annicka: I immediately tried to email her, but gmail was down.

Sep 1st

Gmail is back! But Spencer Pratt wants...

(via inothernews)

Sep 1st

spiegelman: The Connecticut House of Representatives,...

Sep 1st