Dear Jordin Sparks
No I will not tell you how to breathe with no air. The world would be a better place without your cliche songs and holier-than-thou attitude. Suffocate, bitch.
#illogicalanger
It's truth time boys - boxers or briefs?
I prefer briefs m’self. More support.
Finally! A Time Warner installation man who does exactly what I want.D
This one seems to know what the hell he is doing, but I guess I shouldn’t be surprised since he’s from Vermont.
#northernsuperiority #smugmuch?
Did he do exactly what you want or did he just hook up the cable?
EXACTLY. Instead of this “its easier to go through the floor” bullshit he’s doing it the hard way per my instructions. Plus he baked brownies and did some up-close magic. So yeah, EXACTLY.
I hate when people take pictures of me in bed.
Finally! A Time Warner installation man who does exactly what I want.
This one seems to know what the hell he is doing, but I guess I shouldn’t be surprised since he’s from Vermont.
#northernsuperiority #smugmuch?
Dedicated to idonthavedreams
The Time Warner installation guy has 40 minutes to get here before I go apeshit.
This is our third attempt at installation, and I am not a happy camper. Do not fuck with a cranky WASP this early in the morning people.

