MatthewJoseph

Nov 09 2009
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jermainia:

rosasparks:

igather:

soyladylexx:

One of my favorite photos of The High Priestess of Soul.

“In the 1960’s, no black woman was more gangsta than Nina Simone.” —NPR

Fuck yes. I listen to this woman every day. She is a god.

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Dear Jordin Sparks

No I will not tell you how to breathe with no air. The world would be a better place without your cliche songs and holier-than-thou attitude. Suffocate, bitch.

#illogicalanger

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It's truth time boys - boxers or briefs?

I prefer briefs m’self. More support.

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Finally! A Time Warner installation man who does exactly what I want.D

bostongrits:

matthewjoseph:

This one seems to know what the hell he is doing, but I guess I shouldn’t be surprised since he’s from Vermont.

#northernsuperiority #smugmuch?

Did he do exactly what you want or did he just hook up the cable?

EXACTLY. Instead of this “its easier to go through the floor” bullshit he’s doing it the hard way per my instructions. Plus he baked brownies and did some up-close magic. So yeah, EXACTLY.

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I hate when people take pictures of me in bed.

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jermainia:

boggle:

ONLY YOU can prevent Tumblr Circle Jerks.

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Finally! A Time Warner installation man who does exactly what I want.

This one seems to know what the hell he is doing, but I guess I shouldn’t be surprised since he’s from Vermont.

#northernsuperiority #smugmuch?

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folkinz:

black eyed peas: where is the love?

Have you checked under the couch?

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Dedicated to idonthavedreams

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The Time Warner installation guy has 40 minutes to get here before I go apeshit.

This is our third attempt at installation, and I am not a happy camper. Do not fuck with a cranky WASP this early in the morning people.

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